thisbridgecalledmyback:

comfy-couture:

sonofbaldwin:

jessehimself:

Do not test Reza Aslan.

We must train and retain our ability to listen and process critically.

Nobody told me that @RezaAslan knew how to read.

(Not read as in books, but read as in reveal your scalp to the world.)

Because homie read Bill Maher, Don Lemon, Alisyn Camerota, Benjamin Netanyahu, and just about everyone else for points.

Hair all over the damn floor like it was a barbershop and nobody had a broom.

He got ALL his kee-kee’s in.

Watch.

Transcription available here: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2014/09/30/reza_aslan_mahers_facile_generalizations_of_islam_the_definition_of_bigotry.html

🙊

YAAAS

tagged: +!! 

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

so if we all could just pretend that squidward was a fireman or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure we could all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band
blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

blockchiken:

vanguard-of-courage:

blockchiken:

vinny-licious:

blockchiken:

alora-witch:

reeses-peixes:

prettyflyforaredspy:

raceagainstelegance:

suyedah:

a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse

omg

omfg

oh

that’s fucking brilliant

how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?

"gift wrap"

i don’t get it

it’s not gift wrap

then what is it?

tagged: +this is so clever 

fellow females: never be with anyone who doesn’t value your pleasure as much as their own.

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

kobetyrant:

thecasuallyaddicted:

poppypicklesticks:

blackbabesupremacy:

the-goddamazon:

kobetyrant:

so being a pedophile is the new wave?

Report these nasty broads, yo.

Shit like this normalizes pedophilia. Report all of them. 

Can you imagine how tumblr would react if it was a bunch of dudes talking about a girl 

This is a disgusting display of paedophilia. Not to mention, the hypocrisy in it is simply outrageous. If the genders had been reversed, women would have exploded (rightly so, but they can’t get angry when it’s about a girl and laugh it off when it’s about a boy).

- Freddie

it’s really annoying how people are using this post as a “in your face!” to woman. why are you guys acting like this didn’t blow up within seconds after posting it? why are you guys acting like most of the people that reported these girls weren’t woman? most of the fucking notes are from woman. So tell me where you see “hypocrisy” because 99% of the people who make these kind of jokes are men and I hardly ever see an outrage about it.

tagged: +yes 

officialunitedstates:

the trick to solving a rubiks cube is to make each face of the cube it’s own color

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

Both couples are married.
B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

okidoll:

urbnlgnd:

ismellpotyousmellit:

Yessir.

  1. Both couples are married.
  2. B & J are on stage after a performance in front of thousands.
  3. Ye & Kim are going down a flight of stairs indoors, and were probably being photographed without their knowledge.
  4. Who’s to say Jay doesn’t grab his wife’s ass while they’re walking?
  5. Fuck this post, and anyone who agrees with it.

I also find it interesting the woman is being blamed while it was the man doing the fondling. Bullshit. 

tagged: +THE LAST 

richwhitelesbian:

bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining



Track: Love On Top
Artist: Beyonce
Album: 4

thedailytwerk:

Love On Top - Beyoncé

tagged: +yes 

stripey-mouse:

marinashutup:

heforshe: we don’t want men to dominate women’s voices.

*uploads video where a large group of men give their opinions on the oppression of women without a single woman involved in the discussion*

heforshe: we want people to see gender as a spectrum and not a binary

*no mention or acknowledgement of the existence of trans people*

heforshe: we want people to see gender as a spectrum and not a binary

*is called heforshe*